it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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