Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Shame is for Republicans.
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