I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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