did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize