We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize