Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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