Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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