how hairy? two words: wookie tits
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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