OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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