What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
you would pick up someone in the library
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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