forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?