Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I look excited, but its just a facade.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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