Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Congratulations! We have a period
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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