I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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