he wants to bone in the snuggie
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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