meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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