The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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