I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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