Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you have to choose: penises or morals?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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