It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dicks are not precious.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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