i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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