ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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