Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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