I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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