Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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