I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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