I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
