Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We named our party play list daddy issues
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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