When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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