Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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