Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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