Just mADE A PArabola og urine
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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