Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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