I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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