Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.