I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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