i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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