can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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