Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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