You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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