Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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