he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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