If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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