Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Randomize
