He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There are leaves in my underwear?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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