glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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