Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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