She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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