Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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