sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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