Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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