in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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