i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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