when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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