he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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