i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You are a genius and a whore.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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